Arrival
“So what is the purpose of-”
Rainbow
shoved her hoof into Twilight’s mouth, cutting off the latest in her
series of questions. “Look, the whole curiosity thing is cute, but I’m
not the girl you should be asking, alright?” Twilight nodded, feeling
that warmth rush to her cheeks again. “Seriously, though, the questions.
Stop. Okay?”
“Okay,” she said, as the pegasus removed her hoof. “Sorry. I’m just … uh … curious. And everything is so new!”
Rainbow chuckled, ruffling the unicorn’s mane. “No worries, kid. Just maybe keep a little more rein on things, eh?”
Twilight blinked. Rein. Noun. A long narrow strap attached at one end to a horse's bit, typically used in pairs to control a horse in riding or driving. Or verb. Cause a horse (or other animal_ to sop or slow down by pulling on its reins. It was clearly a figure of speech, but what significance did it have?
She figured it out just as they reached the top of the hill. “Oh! To keep a rein on something is to control it! I get it!”
Rainbow
stopped dead in the air, staring at her. Twilight stared back, then
looked on in confusion as the pegasus fell to the ground, paralyzed by
laughter. “What? What’s so funny?”
“Y-heh-you!
You were - that whole time - you - Oh Luna that’s hilarious!” Twilight
blinked, starting to grow worried. Had something gone wrong? Should she
investigate? Laughter she understood, but this seemed out of place.
Surely, something was wrong.
She
focused, and her vision began to shift, the surface images blurring as
the underlying code came into focus once again. The terrain around her
changed with alacrity, but the pegasus, who had gone curiously still,
remained distinctly defined as herself. Frowning, Twilight focused
harder.
Rainbow’s
face intruded in hers, the fuchsia eyes burning, and she lost the
focus, the glow winking out. “What do you think you’re doing?” asked the
pegasus, her voice low and angry. Twilight gulped.
“Um. You … it looked like something had gone wrong. I … I was going to look to see what it was.”
Rainbow
held her gaze for a long while, before slowly backing away. “Alright.
But, Sparkle, seriously, don’t try to fix things. And whatever it is you
were doing … don’t try it on me. Or other AIs. Or users.”
She nodded, shivering a little at the deadly serious tone of the pegasus’ voice. “Um … I won’t, but … why?”
Rainbow
shook her head. “I’m not sure I’m the one to explain it. I don’t even
know what you were doing, but I know it felt weird as hell and I did not
like it. You get a pass this time, kid, but only this time.”
“Okay,” she said, her voice small and her eyes downcast.
“Ah, don’t feel bad, kid. You didn’t know. And anyways, look up. We’re here.”
Twilight
did so, and stared, jaw going slack. Her companion chuckled, and gently
prodded her forward. Still staring, the unicorn allowed herself to be
guided, slowly walking down the hill and past the large, floating sign
that loudly welcomed her to Everfree.
Her
mind boggled as she attempted to absorb everything she was seeing. That
same basic knowledge that told her that Rainbow’s wings weren’t big
enough to let her fly told her that, as communities went, Everfree
seemed rather small, but that was not nearly so interesting as the
sights of the community itself. The buildings were every shape and size
and color, holding to no one architectural pattern that she could think
off, and in many cases, completely eschewing even the very idea of
obeying the laws of physics. She stopped dead in the street as her eyes
locked on one particular structure, trying to figure out the completely
impossible design, before Rainbow’s prodding moved her on once more.
The
inhabitants were no less diverse, putting her instantly in mind of the
snapshots of the world that the sun and moon had shown her. Flying
creatures abounded, though most were of smaller build - pegasi and
faeries and eagles and gryphons and gargoyles, walking and flying and
intermingling with unicorns and ponies and dogs and goblins and in one
case a four-armed, four-legged, eight-eyed green creature with an
egg-shaped head that had her staring for nearly a full minute. She shook
her head and forced herself to look away, lest it catch her, and
stumbled into someone as she turned.
“Oh,
sorry, I did … n’t … mean …” Her voice trailed off, as her eyes
traveled up to meet the creatures. It was some kind of bipedal canine,
dressed only in its fur and loud red vest, its facial features droopy
and its ears large and floppy. It reached up with one massive paw to
lower its sunglasses, and peered down at her with mean yellow eyes. She
gulped, and took a step back. Its shoulders were impossibly broad, and
its arms were about as thick as her torso, and she could not help but
wonder what it could do to her. As a digital being, she would not die,
certainly, but she knew she could still feel pain.
“Oh, hey there Marty!” The creature looked up, and smiled, reaching out with a fist to meet Rainbow’s outstretched hoof.
“Hey,
Rainbow Dash, my main mare!” it said, lightly tapping her hoof from
first the top and then the bottom. “‘Ow you been, girl?”
“Awesome
as always, dog,” the pegasus replied, her voice taking on a tone rather
similar to the one Marty was using. “I’ve been kickin’ it over at the
arc, pulling off sweet moves like no one else can, you know? How about
you?”
The
dog bobbed its head, a great goofy grin on its face. “Righteous, girl! I
been doin’ my usual thing, droppin’ sick beats and givin’ people a good
time, you know?”
“Sweeeet. You still workin’ at the Scratch?”
“You
know it! But hey, girl, you forgettin’ somethin’! Are you gonna
introduce me ta this fine filly friend o’ yours or am I gonna have to do
so myself?”
“Oh,
right!” said Rainbow, slapping her head with a hoof. “Marty, this here
is Twilight Sparkle. Twilight Sparkle, meet Marty the Mastiff, best DJ
to ever come out of Hundo Urbo.”
The
Mastiff extended a paw, and Twilight tentatively placed her hoof
within. Marty’s shake was surprisingly gentle. “Self-proclaimed, o’
course,” he said with a wink, his sunglasses still hanging low on his
snout. “So ‘ow do you know Rainbow, then?”
“Oh, I found her a ways out of Everfree, talking to a river,” the pegasus replied, her tone completely casual.
“Hah! And did it talk back?”
“Yes.”
Marty quirked an eyebrow, and an ear along with it, eyes narrowing at
Rainbow. He gave Twilight a glance and scratched his head.
“She
joking, right?” he asked, and Twilight shook her head. “What, for
serious? You sure it weren’t just a water sprite havin’ a laugh?”
Twilight shook her head again. “No, it was the river. Or, well, the Flow Manager.”
Marty
stared at her some more, his brow furrowing and making his face even
more wrinkly than normal, while Rainbow snickered at his confusion.
“Well, alright then,” he said with a shrug of his shoulders. “If you
talk to it again, ask it where my hat went, yah?”
“Uh
… okay.” Was it really that odd? The way Rainbow had reacted, it seemed
that her ability to look past the surface wasn’t exactly common at all …
and possibly scary. She really would have to watch that.
“So if she new to the Everfree, you likely showin’ her round, eh girl?” he said, looking at Rainbow.
“Yep! We’re headed over to the admin hall now,” the pegasus replied, and the Mastiff nodded.
“I’ll let you at it, then. See you at the Scratch later, then?”
“Wouldn’t miss it! Peace, dog!” she said, and they repeated the odd little ritual.
“You come too, Miss Sparkle,” he said, extending a fist towards the unicorn. “Be a good place to meet the town.”
“Uh,
alright,” she replied, and extended her own hoof, doing a passable
imitation of Rainbow’s movements. Marty nodded in approval, and then was
off, waving as he left. The ponies waved back, and continued on their
way down the street.
“It’s some place, huh?”
“Um. Yes,” Twilight replied, nodding her head and resisting the urge to resume her gaping. “We’re heading to the admin hall?”
“Yep!”
Rainbow said, floating past with a single push of her wings. Twilight
did a double-take - Rainbow was flying upside down, eyes closed, head
resting on her forelegs, and a smile on her face. She stared for a
moment, then shook her head. She was quickly coming to realize that
certain things just weren’t worth asking about.
“What’s at the admin hall?”
“Oh,
Everfree’s admin team. Also community database access. They can get you
set up in a niche and linked into the local feeds. First stop for every
newcomer.”
“That makes sense. So where is it?”
“It’s
the big one at the center of town,” Rainbow replied, lazily waving at
the road in front of them. Twilight looked straight ahead, and then up,
managing to keep her jaw from dropping, this time. The admin hall was
impressive, almost a work of art: two shining towers stretching up to a
partial sunburst, which hung, impossibly, in the air above them. It
immediately put her in mind of Celestia, which was, she decided,
intentional.
“So in there … I’ll find my home?”
“You got it!”
The unicorn looked at the tower again, and smiled, a bounce in her step. This day just kept getting better.